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"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7… He replied, “I still love..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:28:10 -0500

“Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7… He replied, “I still love Vista, baby.””

- Bits & Pieces

livejamie: Autistic Artist Draws 18-Foot New York Panorama from...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:43:49 -0500

livejamie:

Autistic Artist Draws 18-Foot New York Panorama from Memory

Rico Says “Wow, this is done from MEMORY. Autism is an amazing disorder.”

Rico Says “Darren Daulton - how did you figure this all...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:31:24 -0500

Rico Says “Darren Daulton - how did you figure this all out? It’s really amazing math. Oh, and why isn’t “0” a number?”

willdo:

An excerpt from Darren Daulton’s book, If They Only Knew. The twin towers did kind of look like an 11! (I also really enjoyed this review on Amazon: “To Mr. Dalton: If only YOU knew. You’ve been deceived. You’ve chosen the wrong path. You’re so close, but yet so far from the truth.”

BustedTees - Helvetica Rico Quotes “As Bonk said:...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:19:26 -0500

BustedTees - Helvetica

Rico Quotes “As Bonk said: ‘Its like have a 3 year old make a splatter painting and call it a Pollack.’ Nice find by Steve-o! If you don’t get the joke, too bad.”

The Fightins » What, No Centaur Joke? Rico Says “Saw...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:13:23 -0500

The Fightins » What, No Centaur Joke?

Rico Says “Saw this sign last night in the first inning. Pretty hilarious - both the Purple-Lipped Roid Freak and the He Cheated signs!”

DeSean Jackson Bumps with Big Red Rico Says “Didn’t...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:15:29 -0500

DeSean Jackson Bumps with Big Red

Rico Says “Didn’t see this bc I was at the game watching the Giants get completely hammered by our Iggles… awesome photo. Gives me a smile on such a sad day when facing death by Yankee - need some of that Clifton Phifer Magic tonight! (perhaps he can then pitch Games 6 & 7 on super-short rest…)”

DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen Rico Says...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:26:09 -0500

DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen

Rico Says “Think the Chris Farley ads were tasteless? Check these new concept ads out…”

‘Where The Dirty Hipsters Are’

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:27:58 -0400

‘Where The Dirty Hipsters Are’

“We have a good group of guys this year, and if we block...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:04:42 -0400

“We have a good group of guys this year, and if we block out all the stuff about how we haven’t won a World Series in more than 5,000 waking hours, we’ll be fine.” Howard said. “Frankly, I’m tired of all that talk. Yes, I know Michael Jackson was still alive the last time we won, and I know Boston Legal was gearing up for its final episode. But look, when the umpire says ‘Play ball,’ none of that matters.” “After 364 days of constantly coming up short, I think this is finally our year,” Howard added. (via Phillies Hope To End 364-Day World Series Drought | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source)

Rico Says “Funny article about the Phillies and how it’s been a FULL YEAR since their last championship. Here’s hoping they can get back on track…”

Watch and Listen: ‘Pulp Fiction’ Remix Rico Says...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:08:31 -0400

Watch and Listen: ‘Pulp Fiction’ Remix

Rico Says “Pretty cool Pulp Fiction Video/Remix. Don’t know how people have time to do this crap…”

Rico Says “Ouch. Mom does NOT want to hear...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:43:06 -0400

Rico Says “Ouch. Mom does NOT want to hear that.”

xstevemurphy:

fuckyeah4chan:

(via juiceinabox)

Winrar

A 70-foot female blue whale, that officials believe was...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:53:22 -0400

A 70-foot female blue whale, that officials believe was struck

Rico Says “Damn, now that’s a big beached whale”

Say “People” « Bits & Pieces Rico Says “Nice find...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:18:25 -0400

Say “People” « Bits & Pieces

Rico Says “Nice find Bonk”

I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:08:44 -0400

I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review - Fleshlight motion - Gizmodo

Rico Says “Definitely recommend clicking through to read (and watch the video for) Adam Frucci’s review of this thing. Hilarious.”

Inside the Windows 7 Launch Party Kit Hides the Worst Birthday Party Ever

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:50:23 -0400

Inside the Windows 7 Launch Party Kit Hides the Worst Birthday Party Ever:

Rico Says “I got linked on Gizmodo! Sweeeeet! Notice that there’s even a pic of Heidi (’s hair) in the 4th pic. More info on my Google Analytics increases shortly…”

Most Emailed Photos - Yahoo! News Photos Rico Says “An...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:03:32 -0400

Most Emailed Photos - Yahoo! News Photos

Rico Says “An Italian Police Car - Lamborghini Gallardo. World’s Fastest Police Car. Damn.”

via www.blogcdn.com Rico Says “Excited for Phillies NLDS...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:39:45 -0400

via www.blogcdn.com

Rico Says “Excited for Phillies NLDS action as well as Always Sunny In Philly action. Gonna be a Philly kinda night!

PS - how awesome is this photo of the Always Sunny gang?”

Ziggy Rico Says “I’m sorry, but what the hell is...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:44:43 -0400

Ziggy

Rico Says “I’m sorry, but what the hell is funny about this. I hate Mondays too, but every time I leave my home on Monday, I never see a sign that says ‘Sorry, Full’ and EVEN IF I DID, I have no clue how it could have anything to do with why it sucks that it’s currently Monday. Please explain.”

Daily Cool Pictures September 30, 2009 | Funtasticus.com Humor...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:53:15 -0400

Daily Cool Pictures September 30, 2009 | Funtasticus.com Humor & Fun Blog

"Chase Utley leads the major leagues with 24 HBPs this season. But did you know, that the total..."

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:05:08 -0400

“Chase Utley leads the major leagues with 24 HBPs this season. But did you know, that the total revenue of the #1 movies on the days Chase Utley has been hit by pitches is $264,892,743? That’s what you get if you look at how much the number 1 movie on each day he got hit made that day, and add them all up.”

- Plunk Everyone invents the greatest baseball stat of all time. (via willdo)