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Site Optimization: Definition of Awesome (ask anyone!)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:57:05 -0500

Rico Says “I’m in Seattle and using this text to show how cool the Site Optimization Team is. Since I have Google Analytics, WebTrends, and Omniture installed on my site, we can use several different types of Packet Sniffers to check the Web Analytics tags. Cool huh? It’s better than cool - it’s awesome!”

Rico Says “Beware, monkeys can tear your FACE...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:56:41 -0500

Rico Says “Beware, monkeys can tear your FACE OFF!!!”

Rico Says “To all my colorblind friends, sorry, but this...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:34:41 -0500

Rico Says “To all my colorblind friends, sorry, but this is hilarious”

xstevemurphy:

As a colorblind person who had to have someone read this to me, I find this hilarious.

Trailer for Family Guy’s ‘Something, Something,...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:26:30 -0500

Trailer for Family Guy’s ‘Something, Something, Something Dark Side’ - Cinematical

Rico Says “SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS!!”

What Happened Once Carl’s House Took Off In...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:09:23 -0500

What Happened Once Carl’s House Took Off In ‘Up’? - Cinematical

Rico Says “Pretty funny Pixar short about what happened after Carl escaped the Retirement Home by floating his house away with balloons…”

Palin causes the 2012 apocalypse, not the movie, the actual...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:44:36 -0500

Palin causes the 2012 apocalypse, not the movie, the actual apocalypse - TV Squad

5 Famous Last Status Updates Rico Says “The others are...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:26:07 -0500

5 Famous Last Status Updates

Rico Says “The others are kind of funny, but this is definitely worth reading.”

Rico Says “Kevin Smith talks about why girls craving...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:53:19 -0500

Rico Says “Kevin Smith talks about why girls craving Twilight isn’t a bad thing… of course it has something to do with what they’ll be like when they’re 18. Nice”

"The Eagles were forced to settle for a field goal against the Chargers Sunday after sustaining a..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:24:58 -0500

“The Eagles were forced to settle for a field goal against the Chargers Sunday after sustaining a 260-yard, 64-play drive that featured six separate red-zone appearances and took 52 minutes off the game clock.”

- Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

Rico Says “Funny Onion article about the Eagles’ issues in the Red Zone”

DICK TOWEL | The Official Dick Towel as Seen on It’s...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:28:51 -0500

DICK TOWEL | The Official Dick Towel as Seen on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia | Where to Buy the Dick Towel

Rico Says “See the non-censored version of this towel here… funny, functional, sexual)”

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7… He replied, “I still love..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:28:10 -0500

“Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7… He replied, “I still love Vista, baby.””

- Bits & Pieces

livejamie: Autistic Artist Draws 18-Foot New York Panorama from...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:43:49 -0500

livejamie:

Autistic Artist Draws 18-Foot New York Panorama from Memory

Rico Says “Wow, this is done from MEMORY. Autism is an amazing disorder.”

Rico Says “Darren Daulton - how did you figure this all...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:31:24 -0500

Rico Says “Darren Daulton - how did you figure this all out? It’s really amazing math. Oh, and why isn’t “0” a number?”

willdo:

An excerpt from Darren Daulton’s book, If They Only Knew. The twin towers did kind of look like an 11! (I also really enjoyed this review on Amazon: “To Mr. Dalton: If only YOU knew. You’ve been deceived. You’ve chosen the wrong path. You’re so close, but yet so far from the truth.”

BustedTees - Helvetica Rico Quotes “As Bonk said:...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:19:26 -0500

BustedTees - Helvetica

Rico Quotes “As Bonk said: ‘Its like have a 3 year old make a splatter painting and call it a Pollack.’ Nice find by Steve-o! If you don’t get the joke, too bad.”

The Fightins » What, No Centaur Joke? Rico Says “Saw...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:13:23 -0500

The Fightins » What, No Centaur Joke?

Rico Says “Saw this sign last night in the first inning. Pretty hilarious - both the Purple-Lipped Roid Freak and the He Cheated signs!”

DeSean Jackson Bumps with Big Red Rico Says “Didn’t...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:15:29 -0500

DeSean Jackson Bumps with Big Red

Rico Says “Didn’t see this bc I was at the game watching the Giants get completely hammered by our Iggles… awesome photo. Gives me a smile on such a sad day when facing death by Yankee - need some of that Clifton Phifer Magic tonight! (perhaps he can then pitch Games 6 & 7 on super-short rest…)”

DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen Rico Says...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:26:09 -0500

DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen

Rico Says “Think the Chris Farley ads were tasteless? Check these new concept ads out…”

‘Where The Dirty Hipsters Are’

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:27:58 -0400

‘Where The Dirty Hipsters Are’

“We have a good group of guys this year, and if we block...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:04:42 -0400

“We have a good group of guys this year, and if we block out all the stuff about how we haven’t won a World Series in more than 5,000 waking hours, we’ll be fine.” Howard said. “Frankly, I’m tired of all that talk. Yes, I know Michael Jackson was still alive the last time we won, and I know Boston Legal was gearing up for its final episode. But look, when the umpire says ‘Play ball,’ none of that matters.” “After 364 days of constantly coming up short, I think this is finally our year,” Howard added. (via Phillies Hope To End 364-Day World Series Drought | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source)

Rico Says “Funny article about the Phillies and how it’s been a FULL YEAR since their last championship. Here’s hoping they can get back on track…”

Watch and Listen: ‘Pulp Fiction’ Remix Rico Says...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:08:31 -0400

Watch and Listen: ‘Pulp Fiction’ Remix

Rico Says “Pretty cool Pulp Fiction Video/Remix. Don’t know how people have time to do this crap…”