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Rico Says “I quote this way too much at work” Dot...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:22:46 -0400

Rico Says “I quote this way too much at work”

Dot the lower case j’s (by UNCOUTHMANOR)

Rico Says “This is several weeks old, but it makes a...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:44:50 -0400

Rico Says “This is several weeks old, but it makes a great point. Limit your cell phone time in the bathroom people. Call your parents when you’re in there, but anything else can be done in the fresh non-bathroom air”

(via Saturday Night Live - Bathroom Businessman -

Video - NBC.com)

Rico Says “Here’s the ‘Ryan Howard...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:59:08 -0400

Rico Says “Here’s the ‘Ryan Howard Post-Strikeout Frustration Face’ bobblehead. Well done, Fightins”

(via The Fightins » Some New Upcoming Phillies Bobbleheads Have Leaked)

Rico Says “The Sopranos was ranked as the best written TV...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:47:09 -0400

Rico Says “The Sopranos was ranked as the best written TV show of all time. Next up were Seinfeld, Twilight Zone, All in the Family, and MASH. Other shows you probably watch are listed at:

Mad Men - #7
The Wire - #8
Breaking Bad - #13
Arrested Development - #16
Daily Show - #17
Lost - #27
Sesame Street - #56
Oz - #101

The question on everyone’s mind - WHERE IS JOURNEYMAN????”

(via Writers Guild of America Lists the 101 Best Written TV Shows of All Time | /Film)

"Zack Snyder‘s Man of Steel is 143 minutes long"

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:43:25 -0400

“Zack Snyder‘s Man of Steel is 143 minutes long”

- Rico Says “And finally Bloomberg’s aversion to extra large sodas makes sense. He just doesn’t want to miss any Superman due to mid-movie bathroom breaks!”

13-Minute ‘Man Of Steel’ Featurette Makes Great Appetizer for Final Film | /Film

Rico Says “Gotta find this jailbreak app..” (via...

Thu, 30 May 2013 16:40:17 -0400

Rico Says “Gotta find this jailbreak app..”

(via Cyanide & Happiness #3172 - Explosm.net)

Rico Says “Best rave hat ever”

Thu, 30 May 2013 13:41:14 -0400

Rico Says “Best rave hat ever”

Rico Sings “Imagina-a-a-ation!”

Tue, 28 May 2013 17:56:41 -0400

Rico Sings “Imagina-a-a-ation!”

My father used to say this is the greatest job in the world, except for one thing: the clients.

Tue, 28 May 2013 17:53:23 -0400

Rico Says “One of my favorite Roger Sterling lines…”

“My father used to say this is the greatest job in the world except for one thing: the clients.”

inothernews:

Roger, Mad Men.

True in advertising; true in everything else.

This Week’s Mad Men GIF: Ken Cosgrove Does a Jig -- Vulture

Tue, 28 May 2013 17:47:00 -0400

This Week’s Mad Men GIF: Ken Cosgrove Does a Jig -- Vulture:

Rico Says “Click through to see the animated GIF of Ken Cosgrove doing a jig. So awesome (from last week’s Mad Men”

(via This Week’s Mad Men GIF: Ken Cosgrove Does a Jig — Vulture)

Rico Says “The meme I meant to post...

Tue, 28 May 2013 17:11:08 -0400

Rico Says “The meme I meant to post previously..”

(via Xbox One | i got 99 problems and my name is one - WeKnowMemes)

Rico Says “well-played Xbox meme” (via Xbox One | i...

Tue, 28 May 2013 15:59:08 -0400

Rico Says “well-played Xbox meme”

(via Xbox One | i got 99 problems and my name is one - WeKnowMemes)

Rico Says “Buster=Best Bluth”

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:43:09 -0400

Rico Says “Buster=Best Bluth”

Rico Says “This is for Bonk. Please get this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:26:05 -0400

Rico Says “This is for Bonk. Please get this ink”

(via 39 Tattoos That Are Basically Works Of Art)

Rico Says “OK, this one is awesome too” (via 13...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:21:57 -0400

Rico Says “OK, this one is awesome too”

(via 13 Iconic Movie Characters On Their Day Off)

Rico Says “Iconic movie characters on their day off - this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:20:45 -0400

Rico Says “Iconic movie characters on their day off - this is definitely the best one, but click through for more. Gozer at the dog park: brilliant”

(via 13 Iconic Movie Characters On Their Day Off)

Rico Says “This sounds freakin...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:37:26 -0400

Rico Says “This sounds freakin delicious”

thugkitchen:

You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.

GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE

5 ripe avocados

2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch

¼ cup chopped cilantro

¼ cup chopped red onion

juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

¼ teaspoon salt

Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart.

Rico Says “This is great - love that it focuses on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:35:42 -0400

Rico Says “This is great - love that it focuses on Wolfenstein, Mario, Zelda, and PacMan”

funnyordie:

The Video Game Character’s Food Pyramid

The main characters in classic video games had very unique diets.

Rico Says “Wow - reminds me of my first job at age 14....

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:08:37 -0400

Rico Says “Wow - reminds me of my first job at age 14. Lifeguard”

9gag:

14-year-old David Beckham signing for Manchester United.

Rico Says “A friend shared this email he received from a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:52:24 -0400

Rico Says “A friend shared this email he received from a minor league baseball team in Kentucky. Awesome fucking giveaway”